father-in-law

On-Yomi: キュウ

Koohii stories:

1) [cameron_en] 4-11-2008(48): (from astridtops) "Real men don't use mortars", said my father-in-law, as he began to grind some stones down using only his fists.

2) [aircawn] 17-9-2007(23): My father-in-law is more fun than my blood father. My father-in-law is a hillbilly with an arsenal of army gear. He gave me the mortar launcher and said: "Be a man! Blow up a chunk of Planet Earth!" And so I did…

3) [astridtops] 5-10-2006(16): "Real men don't use mortars", my father-in-law says. "It's a girly thing to use".

4) [nest0r] 3-6-2008(8): Just combining a couple of stories: The father-in-law is ready to place the symbols of your male-ness at the bottom of the mortar and grind away if you make his daughter cry.

5) [EusthEnoptEron] 28-11-2008(3): My new father-in-law tells me with a scary smile on his face: "I've got a mortar fire launcher in my shack, by which I've already killed many men I didn't consider as suitable for my dear daughter".