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Buddha

On-Yomi: ブツ、フツ — Kun-Yomi: ほとけ

Koohii stories:

1) [smithsonian] 4-2-2007(143): Mr. T says, "I ain't afraid o' no foo! I'll give anyone an elbow to the face, I don't care if it's Buddha himself!".

2) [decamer0n] 11-4-2007(77): Buddha is a person who always seems to have his elbows bent.

3) [harusame] 25-5-2009(30): Out of respect for Buddha, Chuck Norris simply elbows him rather than roundhouse-kicking him in the face. However, the sheer force of Chuck Norris's elbow is still powerful enough to bring Buddha to enlightenment in one blow.

4) [pm215] 21-4-2008(17): "If you see the Buddha, kill him" goes the koan. Mr T wouldn't go that far, but he'd certainly be prepared to elbow the guy in the ribs…

5) [nest0r] 13-11-2007(15): In Japan, Dracula fears images of Buddha rather than the cross, so here you see him with his crooked elbow raised in the classic movie pose, holding his cape up to cover his face, as someone confronts him with a tiny Buddha statue.

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