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On-Yomi: ケン — Kun-Yomi: か.ねる、-か.ねる

Koohii stories:

1) [rtkrtk] 29-1-2008(254): Our ninja hero, disguised as a gardener with a rake, is suddenly attacked from both left and right concurrently by bulls with animal horns. Our hero lets out a blood-curdling scream and tears his rake handle vertically in half, so he now has two wooden staffs (split rake handle) to fight with. He grips each staff (left side and right side) and rams it into the horns of the charging bulls. The force of each charging bull causes the tips of each staff to split again (split bottom of each rake handle).

2) [Virtua_Leaf] 12-1-2008(68): You decide to take the bull by the horns and do both chores concurrently, grabbing your double-handled rake before attempting to clean up both your's and your neighbours' garden. But unfortunately, it's not long until your rake splits in two.

3) [RoboTact] 30-6-2007(26): Special rake, used to hold a bull by both horns concurrently. Two handles have V-like ends to set your arms against.

4) [zanzibar] 31-5-2009(17): I'm going to use CASANOVA as the signal image here. A HORNY RAKE of a man who wants to date many women and/or men concurrently. The final four strokes, if you look carefully, turn the HORNY RAKE into a head on a body with arms open wide to embrace you. Run away!

5) [Viking101] 24-1-2010(15): Concurrently Primitive: Sarah Palin. She's concurrently Governor of Alaska and the vice presidential nominee. Quite a job. Some days she's shooting moose and mounting the horns on her wall. Other days she's being a maverick and raking up corruption in her own party. There's so much corruption she needs two rakes. She likes to do this all while wearing a red skirt. You can see the skirt flailing out on either side.