confer

On-Yomi: ジョ — Kun-Yomi: つい.ず、ついで

Koohii stories:

1) [dingomick] 7-3-2007(251): Amazed at the weight of his crotch, they conferred every honor upon him. (Image: guy with his junk on a scale getting a medal pinned to his chest/around his neck/being knighted, etc.).

2) [DrJones] 7-3-2008(45): (This kanji stands for description in my kanji dictionary) "At first, I thought it was too little, but soon became too much", is the description that my girlfriend gave of my crotch.

3) [Christoph] 27-4-2007(27): When you confer again 又 , you confer too much 余 !

4) [aircawn] 5-3-2007(17): When the fighter was weighed, the scales spun wildly. On closer inspection, it seems he is well-endowed and his crotch was pressing against the scales, adding vastly more amounts of weight. The judges then had to confer amongst themselves to consider what should be his real weight division.

5) [fiminor] 15-3-2007(14): Having honours conferred on him proved to be too much! He overbalanced, so instead of kneeling at the queen's feet, he somehow ended up sitting cross-legged.