I (one)

On-Yomi: イチ、イツ — Kun-Yomi: ひとつ

Koohii stories:

1) [phate1313] 29-2-2008(187): I am 'the one' , says the samurai with the crown around his waist and a spoon up his a***.

2) [p02115150] 4-11-2008(138): The samurai who has been crowned number one is so good he uses a spoon to fight with rather than a sword.

3) [burritokun] 26-8-2008(39): Imagine Neo (a futuristic samurai aka The One) wearing a Burger King crown, in the famous scene from the Matrix where he's told "There is no spoon.".

4) [meolox] 29-10-2007(23): Amidst all the rich gentlemen the one with a crown was born with a silver spoon in his mouth, setting his place as the number I (one) richest person in the room.

5) [daredawg3583] 18-12-2007(16): For those that live in Japan- There is a Curry shop chain called "CoCo ichiban", and they use this kanji on their sign. So…….. Picture an ancient CoCo ichiban, and the samurai get together for a "Super Number I Curry eating champion challenge." The winner dances around wearing a crown, while the losers sit on the ground with aching bellies.