matrimony

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Koohii stories:

1) [PepeSeco] 7-6-2010(425): Matrimony is the state in which the woman has got you pent in like a dog so that you cannot go after other bitches.

2) [eightyd] 9-6-2010(74): Forget the heisig stuff for this one. To me it looks like a fat girl looking in a mirror and her reflection is skinny, this is how every fat girl should feel on her day of matrimony.

3) [smithsonian] 16-4-2007(60): When the woman gets angry, she treats her man like a pent in dog (i.e., puts him in the doghouse). It's a perfect metaphor for the state of matrimony.

4) [Aerin] 23-12-2007(50): Matrimony is a cause of women's suffering.

5) [DavidZ] 7-9-2009(44): 婿嫁婚姻 : Four kanji related to marriage, all with the woman primitive. Bridegroom: for the honeymoon, he takes her to the zoo for a month. Marry into: since the J-husband is never home, she feels more like she's married into the house than into a relationship. Marriage: is when she gets a new family name on one particular day. Matrimony: is the state after the marriage, where she has the husband pent in like a big St. Bernard.