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On-Yomi: カイ

Koohii stories:

1) [Neobeo] 14-1-2009(26): Imagine the state of mind of a person who takes some viagra, thinking it will enlarge his package, but somehow it reduces it to ashes instead.

2) [astridtops] 24-1-2007(17): He was in a terrible state of mind when his home that he was enlarging was consumed by a fire and everything he had build up was turned to ashes.

3) [Doodsaq] 1-8-2009(12): Data falls victim to a spam mail marketing strategy, which promised to enlarge his robotic member. When he tested the new attachment though, it turned out to be far too powerful and reduced his partner to a pile of ashes.

4) [kumakuma] 17-12-2008(6): DATA enlarges his collection of ASH-trays. He is a heavy smoker, for those who didnt know yet.

5) [Elphalpo] 11-7-2010(3): Data tried to use a phaser to enlarge his genitals, but he accidentally set it to incinerate and turned himself into a pile of ashes.