plank

On-Yomi: ハン、バン — Kun-Yomi: いた

Koohii stories:

1) [mspertus] 5-7-2006(390): Of course, trees are anti-plank. Wouldn't you be if you were a tree?

2) [ergerg] 24-6-2006(32): Trees are naturally opposed to, or anti, the making of planks.

3) [zdude255] 13-6-2008(22): Trees are definitely anti-plank. They're even having a protest. Ironically the signs are still made of paper.

4) [Spidercat] 23-12-2007(16): Our anti hero Dirty Harry is having a pirate fantasy about pushing the villain from a tree plank.

5) [Pete171] 2-10-2008(11): A plank of wood is made from trees. Obviously trees are"anti-plank" since they are cut down and shaped to be made into planks. Now imagine a demonstration of anti-plank trees protesting against their massacre by grouping together and waving around their campaign slogans in the air on signs. And what are those signs made of out, people? Irony.