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On-Yomi: ケン — Kun-Yomi: しら.べる
Koohii stories:
1) [ergerg] 15-1-2007(158): You're giving a TREE an EXAMINATION. You take a wood sample from the TREE with an AWL (cmp exam (#1278 校)).
2) [rtkrtk] 4-2-2008(112): Don't confuse with exam (#1278 校), test (#354 試), evaluate (#1487 評). Think of examination as a doctor's examination. You're having problems getting wood in bed. You go in for a doctor's examination. The doctor shoves an icepick into your manhood as part of the examination.
3) [nest0r] 23-2-2008(50): After intense cross-examination from the prosecutor, the tree confessed to murdering the wood-pecker with an awl… "He just kept at it, he kept poking at me with that beak, so I thought I'd see how HE liked it!!" The autopsy examination revealed at least a dozen puncture wounds, what a brutal case.
4) [kioku3] 13-1-2009(25): The doctor gives a physical examination to Frankenstein's Monster. The monster is so big the doctor has to use a tree to hit his knee and check his reflexes. (I am using astridtops' primitive of Frankenstein's Monster (fit (together) and person) in place of "awl").
5) [thegeezer3] 12-6-2007(17): Patient goes to see the doctor for an examination. he says "Everytime i walk i fart". Doc asks him to take a few steps and he farts constantly. Docs puzzled and has never seen this before. He asks him to repeat and it happens again. So the doc tells him to go to the examinatino area and take his pants off. He then gets out a giant wooden awl slightly hooked at the end. What the f*k are you going to do with that!? asks teh patient. "Open the windows, it fcking stinks in here!" replies the doc.