wet

On-Yomi: ジュン — Kun-Yomi: うるお.う、うるお.す、うる.む

Koohii stories:

1) [Raichu] 28-5-2007(309): Forgetting about the moat, the king stepped out of his gate and landed in the water. Needless to say he got wet.

2) [nyquil] 10-4-2007(87): (I had the same idea as Dingomick) I imagine some prankster who put a bucket full of water on top of the huge gates, so that it would fall on the king as he came through them. See the king now, between the gates, all wet, dripping drops of water.

3) [mantixen] 27-9-2008(26): If I was king, I would be wet with the water of lesbians rubbing all over me.

4) [dingomick] 6-3-2007(21): Some prankster threw water on the king as he came to the city gates. Now he's all wet.

5) [Airymon] 25-4-2008(13): I immediately thought of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Imagine King Arthur standing in front of the gate shortly before the end of the movie. When he demands to be let in by the French, they throw dung on him and Belvedere and they get wet. (Think of the dung as water in this case, it's liquid anyway) http://youtube.com/watch?v=9V7zbWNznbs The scene I thought of is at the end of the vid.