cow

On-Yomi: ギュウ — Kun-Yomi: うし

Koohii stories:

1) [Georgi87] 1-4-2008(210): A cow tried to climb up a vermilion tree, but in doing so, it broke its two bottom branches off.

2) [dannyfartmaxwell] 6-5-2009(44): Mooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

3) [LoneDeranger] 4-3-2009(25): A cow bleeds vermilion when you cut off two of it's legs.

4) [vosmiura] 29-8-2006(9): No matter how many times you roll over the cow with a steam-roller, it will still be two strokes short of looking as vivid red as vermillion pigment.

5) [Silwing] 15-12-2009(6): This is a cow Cow - How you say? Imagine a cow which has just been run over by a steamroller. Now you see, the head to one side, four legs and the tail backwards. Yes that is indeed a cow.