beaded hairpin

On-Yomi: ハイ

Koohii stories:

1) [Katsuo] 4-11-2007(19): The king is in the jail cell and is trying to escape by picking the lock with his beaded hairpin.

2) [CasualTatsumaki] 7-6-2010(6): 珈 (2962) and 琲 (2963) are mainly used for their phonetic readings in 珈琲 コーヒー coffee. To help remember the word and the two kanji, the right sides of these two kanji can be read as "カロ"+"ヒ". Coffee, the king of pick me up beverages, is low calorie.

3) [blannk] 30-10-2009(3): When the Jewish king added jewels to his 珈 jeweled hairpin (#2962 珈) he was lauded; but when the Palestinian king (the beady-eyed one) put beads on his beaded hairpin he was jailed.

4) [kapalama] 26-10-2010(1): 珈琲 beaded hairpin (#2963 琲) ヒー, ヒ, … Parts: 王 , 非 … Note: Inane Keyword. Second Kanji of Coffee or Phonetic ヒー, or ヒ in Kanji Joke names. 香琲工房 is the name of Suntory's coffee website, for instance. … Story: I went to burger King and got my senior price Coffee. When I went for my second cup they dropped a Beaded Hairpin in my cup, and said that's what the Second Kanji in Coffee actually meant. I hate the King now. So I Goatse'd him and showed him a Bearded Hairbutt.

5) [Meconium] 11-3-2010(1): Every king wants to add a jewelled hairpin to their collection of crown jewels. No kings want beaded hairpins though, because they're uncool.