艘
small craft
On-Yomi: ショウ
Koohii stories:
1) [cb4960] 8-1-2008(48): In military terms, a small craft is a boat that only has enough room for a mortar that fires walking sticks - which is pretty useless unless you hit the enemy in the crotch.
2) [mantixen] 14-2-2007(34): In a small craft, the boat is so small that you hit yourself in the crotch when trying to use a mortar and walking stick (as a pestle).
3) [cameron_en] 4-11-2008(13): The small craft was a tiny boat made from a mortar and had a walking stick for a mast. It was so tiny that I couldn't even fit my crotch inside it.
4) [dihutenosa] 25-6-2008(6): [+nest0r] A drug dealer from Italy goes out into the sea in his gondola to make drugs (the Mediterranean is fairly lawless). It's small, so he has to hold the mortar between his crotch and use the walking stick he uses to navigate the Italian rivers to grind. He is flagged down by a concerned navy boat - but he hides the drugs in his crotch and says he's fine. The naval officer - "not that I was looking - but did you see the size of that thing? Looked like he was really packing!" (think about it…).
5) [nest0r] 5-6-2008(3): Creative drug dealers go lo-tech and take a small craft (easily hidden, fast, efficient) out into international waters, and while they're in the boat they can legally use their mortar and pestle to grind up buffalo crotch or whatever to make special kinds of aphrodisiacs/speed/E/et cetera.