assets

On-Yomi:

Koohii stories:

1) [peace123] 12-1-2006(246): Assets are the next best thing to money.

2) [ergerg] 25-8-2006(86): The first SHELLS you get you obviously spend, but the NEXT SHELLS are your ASSETS, you should bury them in a low safe place (placement!).

3) [usis35] 8-7-2008(51): I invest my assets in NEXTEL and SHELL.

4) [sgrant] 13-10-2008(22): "I've already taken your assets!" says your ex-wife, adding "Next, I'm taking your money!" as she walks away with a satisfied grin on her face.

5) [matt_jenkins] 27-3-2008(15): The topless model was concerned about protecting her ASSETS so she went to Next (British high street clothes shop) and bought a tasteful pair of colourful shells. Next she stood outside in the street, with the sign for Next clearly visible over her head, and fixed them in position with chewing gum.