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On-Yomi: ゾウ、ソウ — Kun-Yomi: おく.る

Koohii stories:

1) [ashman63] 3-6-2008(54): Imagine if the number of presents you get increases with each birthday. So on your first birthday, you receive just one shell as a present, but the next year it increases to two shells as presents, and so on, increasing and increasing so by the time you're elderly, the number of shells you'll get as presents will have increased to an awful lot of presents. GOT IT YET? PRESENTS = SHELLS + INCREASE.

2) [Viking101] 24-5-2009(29): The artist formerly known as Prince gave presents to all his fans. Picture him throwing live oysters into the audience as he performs. People are horrified and start gagging from the smell.

3) [uchifly] 28-12-2009(27): SEA SHELLS were FORMALLY great PRESENTS. Nowadays kids wants playstation and DS!

4) [Seiska] 17-2-2011(16): The money spent on presents increases every Christmas :/.

5) [neilhalligan] 12-1-2012(10): FORMERLY at Christmas I got PRESENTS, but now I just get MONEY.

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