camelopard

On-Yomi: リン

Koohii stories:

1) [jesslawnz] 13-1-2009(43): As a scientologist, A DEER to TOM CRUISE, is not just a deer. It is actually a descendent of a camelopard that was sent by extraterrestrials.

2) [cb4960] 15-10-2007(26): You saw a camelopard!? Bullshit! Next your going to tell me that you saw a deer getting a shoeshine. (Actually I saw a camelopard getting a shoeshine, but now that you mention it, his body did look like a deer…).

3) [stehr] 5-3-2008(16): Soaking wet with rain, Tom cruise comes riding in on a giraffe/camelopard running along with a team of deer during the pivotal scene in the very serious film, "The last samurai".

4) [bennyb] 25-1-2010(6): Hint: if you didn't already know, 麒麟ビール = kirin beer. Second kanji. That's what this guy is for: http://www.kirin.com/images/the_kirin.gif.

5) [mcfate] 13-9-2007(6): Like any mythical creature (bigfoot, Loch Ness monster, etc.), the camelopard would be an instant celebrity if seen in public. So he goes out incognito – dressed as a deer and wearing American sunglasses.